March 2012
5 posts
Never ending sexual frustration
Life’s tough when you have so many gorgeous, beautiful girl friends and you’re a horny as all hell lesbian.
#First World Problems
Too Old, Too Soon
It’s sort of weird, being in a place where you know that you already have a foot out the door.
I have loved college very dearly. It has been a remarkable experience and I treasure the memories and friends that I’ve made here. But I’m getting too old for this shit. I remember when I was a freshmen and it feels like an entire lifetime ago—and maybe that’s not too far...
February 2012
63 posts
tiffanyfocks:
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
All day.
...you borrow a novice coxswain and putting the...
BWAHAHHAH THIS IS SO TRUE.
When I cox the boat in or out of the boathouse in front of novice coxswains, I usually try and do it in as few words as possible; not because I’m a pretentious douchebag, but to show them that it only takes a few commands to get it done.
Granted, there are days when the boat just does not fucking line up, okay? OKAY?! IT GROWS OR SOMETHING BY AN INCH ON THE WATER...
nayariver:
Male LGBT characters on Glee
Kurt Hummel
Blaine Anderson
Hiram Berry
Leroy Berry
Sebastian Smythe
Dave Karofsky
Sandy Ryerson
Jeremiah (The Gap guy)
Chandler (A new character)
Female LGBT characters on Glee
Santana Lopez
Brittany Pierce
And when Brittana first started they said that Glee had a “gay cap”. Uh huh. Thanks male dominated culture, even in the face...
Where do black holes lead?
In my unscientific opinion, they definitely lead to other universes. And every black hole leads to another universe, and we’re just a universe that is in some other universe’s black hole.
Black holes—the only means of inter-universe travel. But, they only work one way.
I hope I never get into an accident that requires...
Not just because it would be scary, because it would be. And not just because I don’t want to get hurt, because that would suck. And not just because that accidents are an awful thing.
But because I don’t like the idea that the heart monitor could make you listen a little harder to a beat that’s a little faster, when you’re around.
If Rick Santorum is elected as the next president...
I’m serious.
Anonymous asked: hmm you're a good writer
“What decision would you make today, if you knew...
What would you do if you met yourself?
What would you say or ask? How would you act around yourself?
There’s this film by Mike Cahill, called Another Earth. We just finished it and it sort of blew my mind. I don’t know what I would do if I was confronted with myself, suddenly. I don’t know what I would do if I came upon the knowledge that there was another me out there.
I have always said that I...
I was only really going to stop if one person...
She asked.
So I did.
Race to the Finish
Are you breathing? Come on, sit up tall.
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It’s hard, trying to explain to people my life in this moment. Life moves so fast, I never have time to really think about it. There’s not enough time to just deconstruct the things I do and attempt to either rationalize them or validate them or categorize them as good things or not so good things.
If I had a switch, it would somehow...
Spent the past few hours with my favorite guy in...
He’s only 3, but hey, he did make my Valentines!
"I would go down on her until she passed out."
Why am I allowed to say these things, haha.
Great convos with unexpectedly great work friends. Ah, life.
Whistling
As the wind whips through Isla Vista, up and down streets, mostly north to south, I can only think of one thing to say in response.
—
“I am so sorry.”
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I did not anticipate that the whistling of the wind through the uneven door jams and loose glass windows could be so angry. Air seems to blow furiously up and into homes, through the carpet, and into our ears as angry...
Open Doors
I have never been a popular person.
So believe me, it’s really disconcerting to me when I walk into a room and everybody wants to talk to me. This is not me being conceited. This is not me bragging. This is me telling you that I have social anxieties even though there are a great number of people who would argue otherwise.
I have never had so many people actually like me before. And...
"I could kick your ass."
That actually scares me more than anything else, so…
Uh nope
Now panic, and freak out.
Haha, fuck emotions.
May life never get more complicated than it is...
Cheers, friends.
