You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible
gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho
this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it
I died, went to hell, high-five’d Satan, and came back to live a life of sin again.
Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone
it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING
WHAT THE EGFUTCKT
IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL
NOPE, NOPE NOPE FUCKING NOPE
things is still the same, they wont tell u to your face but; because they think most of us are are stupid and not aware of SYMBOLISM. no surprise to me the “king” james is walking around paid and sleep at the same time.
how can u be the least bit of conscious or aware, and allow the people that pay u millions to turn around and symbolically insult you. you cooning.
wooooooooooow. what the fuck.
THEY SEE A BLACK MAN WITH A WHITE WOMAN AT THE TOP FLOOR THEY GONE COME TO KILL KING KONG
WHO THE FUCK LET THIS HAPPEN.
A human baby is 75% water. Tomatoes are wetter (93.5 percent water). Apples, too, but only slightly (80 percent). Check out this fruit vs. baby comparison.
The minute discrepancy between being a baby and a potato is deeply troubling and hilarious.
SUDDENLY JONATHAN SWIFT’S A MODEST PROPOSAL DOESN’T SEEM SO SATIRICAL.
I WILL DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS EVEN IF IT TAKES A LIFETIME.
I’m not really psyched for the Xbox One, but this is one of the best commercials I’ve seen in a while.
I enjoy reading the youtube comments. So many guys being pissing into the air about the female being the dominant one.
From what I got out of this, the XBOX One is showing that, with ownership of the xbox, you get power to command and control - it recognizes voice commands and faces. The boyfriend obeying her was a part of that theme - because she owns the xbox, she has control.
“I hope THIS CONSOLE FAILS!!! What a bunch of feminazi BS to appeal to women, Xbox doesn’t care about true gamers anymore, they want to appeal to the family/ casual gamers… They’re pulling a Wii, and they probably will crash and burn with this console… They’re trying to get lots of people to buy this and for the hardcore community to get them sales for their games… YOU CAN’T APPEAL TO EVERYONE!!!”
This ad is ridiculous.
It falls into the same old trap of thinking that in order to make a girl a “gamer” you have to make her hyper-masculine.
Excuse you, do you see the highlights in her hair? Her dress? Those silver shoes? Her beautiful-ass face? That is NOT the image of a hyper-masculine woman. We’d be seeing a lot more plaid and sweatpants if they were trying to make her masculine. She drinks beer, yes. She expects to be obeyed, yes. Those are not purely masculine traits.
And the comments continue to become more violent and disgusting toward the woman, and insulting toward Microsoft.
What do you think?
yo patriarchy, you need ice for this Xbox One burn?