Abandoned Diving Platform, Nice, France
The mostly-terrible, sometimes-memorable, oftentimes-distressing recounting of misadventures that may or may not be entirely sober, by a California-grown, queer, 24 year old with a penchant for hyphens, ampersands, oxford commas, & songs you should make out to. Call me dad, or them/they/their.
I’m the friend who gives our friend’s significant others the “I’ll break you if you fuck up” pep talk.
There is muffing and trans!Satsuki up right now and an update, I am hyperventilating.
If you’re tired and exhausted and you feel like nothing you’re doing is right, fall asleep on your friends’ couch and spend the night and I promise you will have the best sleep.
Keep your friends close. That’s it. Just keep ‘em close. Casuallly date them, but not in a weird way. Pay for drinks. Take them to dinner. Keep ‘em close and tell them all the weird parts of you. And when they keep you close too, know that you succeeded in life no matter what else is happening.
SO CLOSE TO BEER O’CLOCK.
- Smuts were known as lemons
- Yaoi Warnings ( Don’t Like, Don’t Read! )
- Character x Character instead of Character/Character
- Every Time We Touch videos, and the forgotten Listen To Your…
Kid from the rowing team just messaged me out of the blue for some life advice. Like, wow. Holy crap. Yea man I don’t know how insightful I can be but I am here for you! I am totally here for you, if I’ve met you once or not at all.
You wanna talk about how tired you are? How directionless you feel? How lost and alone your life can be? Come to me. Lay down your burdens in my inbox. I cannot carry them for you but I can give you a place to rest.
Your internet-dad figure is here for you.
Satsuryu song fic to Beyoncé’s “Heaven”.
i’m trying to think of an onomatopoeia for it but i’ve got nothing
The Siren’s song has no onomatopoeia but we all know how it sounds.
Do not fall in love with people like me. Who can be called upon by the use of the rap air horn sound.